R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen


    Leslie Nielsen, who appeared in “over 100 films and 1,500 television programs over the span of his career, portraying over 220 characters,” died yesterday of pneumonia at the age of 84. But “Shirley you can’t be serious?”  Sadly, I am. Rest in peace, Mr. Nielsen.

    • NotJohnSMosby

      “Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes”.

      “In prison, I was surrounded by murderers and rapists.  It was like being in the stands of an LA Raiders game”.

      “Married, one child………..  That didn’t work out, so he married an adult”

      “Surely you can’t be serious?”  “I am – and don’t call me Shirley”

      “Hmm, nice beaver.”  “Thanks, I just had it stuffed”.

      “I like my sex like the way I play basketball.  One-on-one, and with as little dribbling as possible.”