Grandma: The Rap

Arlington, Virginia’s own Remy is out with his latest video — “Grandma: The Rap” — and it’s a good one (although my all-time favorite GoRemy video remains Arlington: The Rap.  See after the “flip” for a sampling of the lyrics. Enjoy!

You coming to visit?

It best not be a surprise

oh, by the way

these are my testing supplies

You think you can mug a granny?

so sure you can do it, G?

I walk in you run out faster

than Social Security

Just stop and smell the roses

I may be older than Moses

oh yeah, but I’m-a fight you off

like I fight osteoporosis

you can’t handle this

part of the greatest generation

my rhymes are scandalous

like the Harding administration