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McCain’s Snooki Crush

John McCain is once again letting his voice be heard on a vital national issue: Snooki!The Arizona Senator and former Presidential candidate offered his two cents on the July 30 disorderly conduct arrest of the Jersey Shore star.
"I kind of think she might be too good looking to go to jail," McCain, 73, gushed of 22-year-old Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi) during a Wednesday radio appearance on Phoenix's KMLE.
Snooki, who spent a few hours behind bars before bail was posted, agrees. On Monday, she told MTV, "I'm too pretty to be in jail...I'm not a criminal." - DailyFill