Tag: stafford county
This story is so ludicrous; I don't even know where to begin. According to myFoxdc.com, a Colonial Forge High School student was "handcuffed and placed in a police car for running down the sidelines during halftime at a [High School] football game" in a banana suit this past Friday.
I'm so glad that Sheriff Jett (R-Stafford) is taking my article on increased crime in Stafford County so seriously. Clearly, the Banana Man posed an imminent danger to the community and it was necessary to handcuff him and throw him in the back of a squad car. This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I wrote the post. He wasn't arrested and no charges have been filed, but I hear that Eric Olsen (R-Stafford) is on the case - that's after he finishes returning the illegal campaign donation.