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Cooch is “the very model of a mad Attorney General”

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Hilarious, great job by Bart Hinkle skewering Ken Kook-inelli!

I am the very model of a mad Attorney General,

My politics are paleoconservative and visceral —

I’ll sue the pants off Democrats and wreck their plans historical

With writs and briefs that I’ll compose, tendentious and rhetorical . . . .

I’ll stop environmentalists from regulating greenhouse gas

By proving carbon dioxide does not have an atomic mass —

That solar-radiative forcing’s nothing but a liberal plot

And dendroclimatology is superstitious tommyrot.

I’ll prove the EPA is overrun with Commie militants

Who haven’t shown a single lick of scientific diligence —

In short, in matters legal, ecological, and federal

I am the very model of a mad Attorney General.

More lyrics here – sing along!