Virginia News Headlines: Thursday Morning

Here are a few Virginia news headlines, political and otherwise, for Thursday, May 31. Also, check out Gov. VP's BS on (not) being considered for VP. *Prove Mitt's not a unicorn, group says in satirizing 'birthers' - CNN.com (My question: wouldn't a unicorn be a lot more real than robo-politician Willard "Mitt" Romney?) *Gov. Bob McDonnell blamed for transvaginal ultrasound bill (I still prefer my nickname for McDonnell, "Transvaginal Bob," over Sen. Lucas' "Governor VP," by a slim margin. Still -- nice job, Sen. Lucas!) *Secular group plans Va. atheist lobbyists by 2013 *Tom Hanks film about hijacked ship to be partly filmed in Va. *Allen supporters question Radtke's attacks *ALEC is shunned by some Virginia lawmakers (Good to see a few Republicans on this list, although the number is pitifully small.) *Warner: Still unclear what Middle East shifts will mean for U.S. *George Allen launches Virginia tour ahead of Senate primary (I presume he'll be staying mostly in what he calls "real Virginia?") *Michelle Obama to campaign in Northern Virginia next week *Editorial: Hold primaries in Virginia ("Unlike party conventions, primaries give all Virginians a chance to participate.") *Reasons for caution on port proposal *Spelling bee star departs early *Fairfax County supervisors clash over audit of troubled social services agency *Editorial: The secrets of Stadium Woods ("A Virginia Tech committee has completed its analysis of Stadium Woods, but administrators won't release its findings.") *VDOT to spend $26 million fixing Interstate 264 in Virginia Beach *Forecast: Sunny day to end May, stormy start to June