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When Rep. Eric Cantor finds himself once again in the national spotlight for an embarrassing situation purely of his own making, there’s only one thing to do.

Start a Twitter hashtag piling on:

@MilesGrant Snowmageddon was an attack on Eric Cantor. The rest of us were innocent bystanders caught in the crossfire. #CantorTallTales

@hedwyg If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is there to hear it, it was aiming for Eric Cantor. #CantorTallTales

@mimva The Big Bang was actually trying to blast Eric Cantor #CantorTallTales

@news_wired BREAKING NEWS: Eric Cantor in runaway balloon somewhere over Washington, DC #CantorTallTales

Tweet your own with the #CantorTallTales hashtag, or if you’re not a Twitterer, leave them in comments below.

  • normanva

    I just spoke to a friend at the Richmond Police Department. Lowell, I’m giving you an exclusive.  dick cheney was snipe hunting just outside the City of Richmond.  He fired his pistol at the flying snipe and missed.  The bullet then flew over the city and through the window of the office.  cantor has agreed NOT to press charges if cheney will just go and take some shooting lessons.