The Battle Hymn of Sarah Palin — with lyrics and video

After watching this all the way through, I don’t know whether to fall out laughing, to fall on my knees and pray for my country, or, to just sit here and bang my head into the desk over and over.

Here are the lyrics:

She’s a cold blast from Alaska

Ingrained with common sense

She’s not a Harvard lawyer

But she knew what the Founders meant

A cold blast from the north

That freezes Congress in their tracks

With God and the Tea Party

She’s gonna take it back

[Chorus]

Sarah Palin, she won’t listen to their bunk

Sarah Palin’s comin’ south to hunt some skunk

Sarah Palin, she’ll throw them all in jail

And when she gets to Washington

It’ll be cold as hell

Sarah has the wisdom

To walk through an open door

She is stomping out the wretches

Where the evil lines are stored

She will scrub the floors and sweep the riff raff into cracks

With God and the Tea Party

She’s gonna take it back

[Chorus]

[Spoken]

Congress patted themselves on the back

For some new bill they just passed

I watch as my freedom slowly runs through an hourglass

They think they spend our money better than we do

But they can talk until they’re blue and old

‘Cause if they ever gave us anything

They always wanted something in return

Sarah knows.

Sarah’s marching home