The Battle Hymn of Sarah Palin — with lyrics and video


    After watching this all the way through, I don’t know whether to fall out laughing, to fall on my knees and pray for my country, or, to just sit here and bang my head into the desk over and over.

    Here are the lyrics:

    She’s a cold blast from Alaska

    Ingrained with common sense

    She’s not a Harvard lawyer

    But she knew what the Founders meant

    A cold blast from the north

    That freezes Congress in their tracks

    With God and the Tea Party

    She’s gonna take it back


    Sarah Palin, she won’t listen to their bunk

    Sarah Palin’s comin’ south to hunt some skunk

    Sarah Palin, she’ll throw them all in jail

    And when she gets to Washington

    It’ll be cold as hell

    Sarah has the wisdom

    To walk through an open door

    She is stomping out the wretches

    Where the evil lines are stored

    She will scrub the floors and sweep the riff raff into cracks

    With God and the Tea Party

    She’s gonna take it back



    Congress patted themselves on the back

    For some new bill they just passed

    I watch as my freedom slowly runs through an hourglass

    They think they spend our money better than we do

    But they can talk until they’re blue and old

    ‘Cause if they ever gave us anything

    They always wanted something in return

    Sarah knows.

    Sarah’s marching home


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