In other news about the super-rich, tax-evading, foot-in-mouth, Etch-a-Sketch candidate, this story illustrates yet again how Willard is not like you, me, or anyone else we’ve ever known.
At Mitt Romney’s proposed California beach house, the cars will have their own separate elevator.
There’s also a planned outdoor shower and a 3,600-square foot basement – a room with more floor space than the existing home’s entire living
A project this ambitious comes with another feature you don’t always find with the typical fixer-upper: its own lobbyist, hired by Romney to push the plan through the approval process.
Seriously, you can’t make this s*** up.