Lately for some reason, political commentary comes to me in the form of satirical song lyrics. Again I hesitate to post, but here it is, to the tune of the George Washington Bridge song:
The Chris Christie Bridge Song
Chris Christie’s dumb bridge,
Chris Christie’s dumb, Christie’s dumb bridge;Chris Christie’s dumb bridge,
Chris Christie’s dumb, Christie’s dumb bridge;Chris Christie’s dumb bridge,
Chris Christie’s dumb, Christie’s dumb bridge;Chris Christie’s dumb bridge,
Chris Christie’s dumb, Christie’s dumb bridge!
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