It’s the Sodomy, Stupid!

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    Just when you thought Ken Cuccinelli was down for the count, he finds an opening — so to speak.  As the Washington Post puts it in their headline, “Cuccinelli looks to go on offense against McAuliffe over Virginia anti-sodomy law.”

    Game over!  Why didn’t we see this one coming?  This November 5th will be the Sodomy Election.  

    Yes, Cuccinelli has outfoxed us again.  He knows that Virginians are tired of government screwing them over, when what we really want is for government to regulate how we screw each other.  Yes, we want government off our backs — so it can jump right into our beds!

    Our Ayatollah General knows these things.  He knows we understand that the state slogan, “Virginia is for Lovers”, comes with a huge asterisk attached: for certain types of lovers practicing certain state-approved acts of love.

    I now understand the brilliance of his economic development strategy.  Think of all the jobs that will be created for Community Sodomy Monitors — and all those binoculars purchases!

    Almost 250 years ago, great Virginians like Thomas Jefferson and George Washington led a revolution so that none of us would ever had to bend down before a monarch again.  Today’s freedom fighter, Ken Cuccinelli, leads the battle to ensure that no Virginians will ever have to bend over before anybody again.

    Ken Cuccinelli knows that sodomy is what matters most, and so he is focused on the issue to the point of morbid obsession.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.