Best Headline Ever? “Virginia State Judge Screws the Cooch”


    If you’re not a fan of Ken Kookinelli, you’ve gotta love this headline by “Above the Law”“Virginia State Judge Screws the Cooch.” Not bad, not bad at all, definitely one of the best headlines I’ve seen in a long time, what do you think?

    By the way, I find it fascinating that even though this writer admits, “I don’t care at all about the environment” (and finds anthropogenic global warming to be “such a boring story”), he is nonetheless forced to conclude to conclude that “The Cooch is tripping.” With regard to Cooch’s “latest…crusde,” “Above the Law” adds, “It appears that The Cooch is on a mission from God, and this latest obstacle will do nothing to deter him.”  Finally, “Above the Law” concludes, “I’m only speaking for myself here, but The Cooch is crazy y’all.”

    Yes, we’ve known that for years now, but thanks for reminding us! 🙂

    UPDATE: Also, check out “The Voices In Cuccinelli’s Head…”


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