So, after spending all night responding to 911 medical calls (I’m an EMT with a rural volunteer rescue squad), I was sitting in front of the teevee with Wolf blabbering while I read Ruth Marcus’ comedy routine in today’s WashPost in which she says Jeb Bush will pull the GOTP back to the center (ROTFLMAO!!).
Then the phone rang.
Calling me was a pleasant-sounding young lady who identified herself as calling from the Ed Gillespie campaign. She asked me what I thought of the fact that Mark Warner VOTED WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA 97% OF THE TIME (GASP!!! SHOCK!! CLUTCH PEARLS!!!). I allowed as how THAT’S AWFUL — 97% OF THE TIME?? REALLY?
To which she replied, “Yes, really.”
To which I replied: “He should have voted with President Obama 100% OF THE TIME!!!!!”
Silence. Then she hung up.
That wasn’t very nice of me.