Hilarious, great job by Bart Hinkle skewering Ken Kook-inelli!
I am the very model of a mad Attorney General,
My politics are paleoconservative and visceral —
I’ll sue the pants off Democrats and wreck their plans historical
With writs and briefs that I’ll compose, tendentious and rhetorical . . . .
I’ll stop environmentalists from regulating greenhouse gas
By proving carbon dioxide does not have an atomic mass —
That solar-radiative forcing’s nothing but a liberal plot
And dendroclimatology is superstitious tommyrot.
I’ll prove the EPA is overrun with Commie militants
Who haven’t shown a single lick of scientific diligence —
In short, in matters legal, ecological, and federal
I am the very model of a mad Attorney General.
More lyrics here – sing along!