Possible Birthday Presents for Virginia House Speaker Bill “ALEC” Howell?

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    It’s Virginia House Speaker Bill “ALEC” Howell’s birthday, and I think that calls for some birthday present ideas. Here are a few; please add your own in the comments section and we’ll see what the best ideas are. Here are a few suggestions.

    *A lifetime membership in corporate front group ALEC. Oh wait, he’s already on the ALEC board, so he’s probably a lifetime member already.

    *A gift certificate to The Gap, in “honor” of the coverage gap he’s largely responsible for (not to mention the millions of dollars a day of Virginia taxpayers’ money he’s handing out to other states).

    *A heart.

    *A conscience.

    *A clue.

    P.S. You could always call his office (540-371-1612) and wish him a heartfelt happy birthday…if not for yourself, then on behalf of the hundreds of thousands of Virginians who Howell is almost singlehandedly keeping from access to affordable health care, etc. 🙁

    • Bumble Bee

      What in the devil is wrong with guy? What kind of heartless slugs does he represent and what is the matter with them that they keep sending him back. Pitiful !