Challenge to Kookynelly


    Here’s my challenge to Ken Kookynelly:  Stop me and ask for my papers, fool.

    At age 65 and as a retired Army officer, I’ve never carried proof of citizenship except when outside the country with my passport.  In my wallet I carry:  VA DL; retired Military ID; huntin’ and fishin’ licenses; photos of my grandson, wife, and children; voter registration; various credit cards, debit cards, and the usual other trash.  None of this proves my citizenship status.

    Of course, as a white man, I’m not likely to be asked to “show me your papers.”  Maybe if I pulled a John Boehner and hosed myself with Tan-In-A-Can I’d be stopped for DWDS (Driving With Dark Skin).


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