Hardy har har, hardy har. Har. OK, no, that was not in the least bit funny. Well, maybe for the alien robot named “Willard Romney,” who goes by the nickname “Mitt” to try to seem quasi-human, even though he clearly isn’t. But other than that…uh, no, we humanoids don’t find Willard’s attempts at imitating the way our species exhibits “humor” to be convincing. Nice try, Willard, but maybe it will work better on Planet Android or wherever you come from. Har har.
Willard Tells a Funny!
![[UPDATED with Official Announcement] Audio: VA Del. Dan Helmer Says He’s Running for Congress in the Newly Drawn VA07, Has “the endorsement of 40 [House of Delegates] colleagues”](https://bluevirginia.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/helmermontage.jpg)
