“Sideshow Bob” vs “Felix Macacawitz” to Take On Jim Webb in 2012

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    Grab some popcorn, everyone, this is going to be fun to watch!

    The deep, dark secret is revealed: George Allen will be running in 2012 (at least try to look surprised, willya?) and he’s trying to clear the decks in advance of his run…

    …the real contest isn’t between Allen and one of the congressbeings, it’s with Del. Bob Marshall

    In other words, it’s a racist dolt vs. an insane, sex-obsessed fanatic for the Republican nomination to take on Jim Webb in 2012. This should be fun.